Normally Mondays are about the same every week… a run in the morning, busy day at work, and then dinner and laying low at night.
Today, my day had something else in store for me. Little did I know one of my biggest fails would be waiting for me (Happy Monday!)
I was getting ready for work like I normally do. Running around the house, cooking breakfast, etc… except for today I had some ironing to do.
I got down to it and start ironing, only what in the heck was that?! DID I JUST TAKE AN IRON TO THE BARE BELLY?!! My skin starts throbbing and some not so nice things fly out of my mouth.
And just like that, Ironing: 1 Jill: 0
Well you may ask how I got into this epic showdown with an iron to bare skin? I’ll save that for later.
I realize how bad I’m hurting so I text my Dad and see what he thinks I should do. I don’t dare call Mema because she will tell me to put Turpentine on it– her solution to all wounds/ailments/bad attitudes.
When he doesn’t answer, I go to the second best doctor I know.
The burn isn’t getting any better. Does anyone know of any good tricks?
The lesson I learned today is don’t iron in your birthday suit. It’s not marketable, and turns out, it’s pretty painful.