Top 5 Reasons Why My Grandmother Should Be Jameis Winston’s Body Guard

While eating dinner, the subject of football season quickly approaching came up — of course. Mema, my grandmother, then volunteered her time to be Jameis Winston’s personal body guard.

In honor of #5, here are the top five reasons why she is qualified:

  • She doubles as a chef and makes better crab legs than Publix.
  • Who would mess with a grandmother, especially one with this much spunk?

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  • She wears matching head gear.

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  • Mema has a long standing history of cooking meals for the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity — since 1976 to be exact.
  • If she’s gonna do it then, she’s gonna do it BIG then… and she’s done it for longer.

Seriously, the offer is out there. We will respond to calls, texts, tweets or flares.

Mema’s Take 9.18.12

It’s time for another “Mema’s Take” where she imparts her knowledge upon us.

Red or White Wine?

I don’t know, but I do know different personality types choose different ones. Like me, I like to party and fun a good time and I like white!

What did you think of the Spice Girls Reunion at the Olympics?

I like my spices where I can see them everyday — in my kitchen cabinet.

How do you feel about Florida State being ranked #4?

It doesn’t matter where we are as long as we are ahead of Steve Spurrier’s team and that other team from Gainesville.

What do you think of the crop top fad?

I’ve always said ‘it pays to advertise!’

** If you have questions for Mema, just comment and she will answer them on the next “Mema’s Take” blog post**

Mema’s Take

Mema and I have decided it’s time to add a new component to the blog, “Mema’s Take.”

She will enlighten us with her thoughts on current events. She will also tweet some of her thoughts on @MemaSays.

August 2, 2012:

How do you feel about Chick-Fil-A?

“I love Chick-Fil-A sandwiches, but I also love my gay friends!”

What do you think of Fla. Governor Scott?

“He’s doing what he said he would do, if elected. I do wish he’d cut his hair.”

What do you think of Michael Phelps being called the “best” Olympian of all time?

“I’ll be glad to store his medals for him – if I have any room in my attic!”

What would you like to ask Mema about?  We will use your questions on next weeks blog. 🙂